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Quelle fucking surprise

Fandoms, language things, and me pretending to be funny.
Avr 23 '14

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Avr 23 '14
Avr 23 '14

"You who swallowed a falling star, o’ heartless man, your heart shall soon be mine."

(Source : studioghibligifs)

Avr 23 '14
Yelle - Ce Jeu (Pop-Up)

aeniale:

Ce Jeu - YELLE

Avr 23 '14

toasteraffairs:

goodnight

sleep tight

don’t let the patriarchy steal your basic human rights

Avr 23 '14
eglantinebr:

La petit mort?

eglantinebr:

La petit mort?

(Source : unspeakablevice)

Avr 23 '14
"Jokes are most certainly illegal. Knock knock, you say? I’ll tell you who’s there. The fucking police."
Javert, Book I (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
Avr 23 '14

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

(Source : s4dg0th)

Avr 23 '14

goodbyekellybelly:

lifehackable:

Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

ah yes, lower pain pain

Avr 23 '14

infinitepoppies:

List of things Jaime has thrown out a window.
1. Bran
2. His character development

Avr 23 '14

i’m cooking SO MUCH FOOD but i don’t like to cook at dinner time it seems so hopefully now that I have 4 meals of food ready I’ll eat better (both tastier and healthier) meals. 

I have spanish rice with steamed green beans and veggie pasta with baked zucchini and bell peppers. yessss real foooddd

Avr 23 '14

greatest-adventurer:

are you fucking kidding me

(Source : bolined)

Avr 23 '14

see i thought it would be a good idea to censor myself a little more on fb idk 

Avr 22 '14

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

Avr 22 '14

milaskunny:

madamebassdrum:

msjewbooty:

the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

i think you mean “the police department”

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