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Quelle fucking surprise

Fandoms, language things, and me pretending to be funny.
Avr 23 '14


isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Avr 23 '14
Avr 23 '14

"You who swallowed a falling star, o’ heartless man, your heart shall soon be mine."

(Source : studioghibligifs)

Avr 23 '14
Yelle - Ce Jeu (Pop-Up)


Ce Jeu - YELLE

Avr 23 '14



sleep tight

don’t let the patriarchy steal your basic human rights

Avr 23 '14

La petit mort?


La petit mort?

(Source : unspeakablevice)

Avr 23 '14
"Jokes are most certainly illegal. Knock knock, you say? I’ll tell you who’s there. The fucking police."
Javert, Book I (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
Avr 23 '14


cool it comes with a free refill 

(Source : s4dg0th)

Avr 23 '14



Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

ah yes, lower pain pain

Avr 23 '14


List of things Jaime has thrown out a window.
1. Bran
2. His character development

Avr 23 '14

i’m cooking SO MUCH FOOD but i don’t like to cook at dinner time it seems so hopefully now that I have 4 meals of food ready I’ll eat better (both tastier and healthier) meals. 

I have spanish rice with steamed green beans and veggie pasta with baked zucchini and bell peppers. yessss real foooddd

Avr 23 '14


are you fucking kidding me

(Source : bolined)

Avr 23 '14

see i thought it would be a good idea to censor myself a little more on fb idk 

Avr 22 '14

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:


Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

Avr 22 '14




the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

i think you mean “the police department”